operation: conquer collard greens.

Outside the healthy living bubble, I realize that the following statement identifies me as a bit strange:  I truly look forward to eating salad.

Back in the summertime, I made a few “green monsters,” and while I won’t deny that the taste is pretty good, I’ve never felt the need to sneak in my greens through liquid form.  I actually love greens, and I nearly always have them with both lunch and dinner.  I have to say: that fact makes me pretty happy.

When I started down the green path, I was a baby spinach devotee.  I can’t recall exactly why I chose this one to begin – perhaps the rich color and adorable shape spoke to my visual needs.

It didn’t take me long to expand the repertoire.  I went through a phase where every week, I would purchase a different leafy green, just so I had the opportunity to try them all.  [We know how I like experimenting.]  I found myself joyfully sautéing kale, steaming Swiss chard, finding ways to stew the bitterness out of mustard greens.  As my tastebuds became more acclimated, I noticed that I truly enjoyed the flavors in the raw.  The toughness of kale and the sweetness of beet greens are now two of my favorite varieties on which to base a salad.  I’ve still got loyalty to my humble beginnings though, and I keep baby spinach in the mix too.

So, you get it.  My fondness for greens knows no bounds.  There is one exception though, and its name is collard.

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During the “try every green” stage, collards obviously made an appearance.  I steamed them, tossed the thick leaves with oil and garlic, pierced one with my fork, took a bite – and grimaced.  Hate is a strong word.  I really hated them.

I had bought a pound, and so, ever vigilant, I tried again.  I didn’t dare attempt them raw, but in they went to curries, to bowls of grains, to hearty soups.  I couldn’t toss the $1.99 and all the health benefits down the trash chute, so I suffered through every last leaf of the bunch.  And I vowed never to buy them again.

Then, last weekend, my generous mother brought me some groceries.  Sitting on top of the first bag I opened, what did I find?  One pound of collard greens.

We met again.  Over the past few days, I have brainstormed and I have pondered, and finally I decided: the more flavor I could cook into them, the lower the chance of a repeat grimace experience.  So, I present:

stewed collard greens in peanut-tomato broth

  • 1 T coconut oil
  • 1/2 large vidalia onion, chopped
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1 t cumin
  • 1 t chili powder
  • 1 can diced tomatoes with juice
  • 2 c vegetable broth
  • 1 pound collard greens, coarsely chopped
  • 2 T peanut butter
  • 1.5 c cooked chickpeas
  • chopped peanuts for garnish

Heat oil in large pot.  Sauté onion until soft; add garlic and sauté one minute.  Add cumin and chili powder; sauté another minute.  Add diced tomatoes, broth, and greens.  Bring to a boil; lower heat and simmer, covered, 25 minutes.

Stir in peanut butter and chickpeas.  Simmer 5 more minutes.  Serve garnished with peanuts.

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I didn’t actually have peanuts, but that’s all this recipe was missing.  Both my sister and I ate this, and both of us had to go back for seconds.

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Served with some random sides: roasted brussels sprouts and this recipe of spaghetti squash, subbing coconut oil for the butter.  If you ever wondered how to transform spaghetti squash into decadence, this is the way.

I had planned on leftovers for work the following day, and the portion of collards I was left with was rather small.  It was too good not to eat right out of the pot!

Operation Conquer Collards:  I believe I can call this one a success.

What is your favorite green?  Favorite way to eat them?

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